Citata:
Nepatarčiau jų vartoti viešoje vietoje xD
Anata no pantsu wo boushi mitai ni kaburitai - I want to wear your underpants like a hat.
Boku no pantsu kara pengin wo nukenakunatte shimaimashita - I can't get this penguin out of my pants.
Boku, tsukareta. Tabemono wo kawari ni kande kureru kai - I'm tired. Would you chew my food for me?
Boku wa ohiru gohan ni nezumi wo tabemashita - I ate a rat for lunch today.
Boku wa anata no ocha ni oshikko - I peed in your tea.
Anata no neko wo tabete shimaimashita. Oishikatta desu yo. - I ate your cat. It was delicious.
Boku no noumiso ga itai desu. - My brain hurts.
Anata no oshiri wa dekkai desu ne. - You have big butt.
Anata ga haitta ofuro no mizu ga nomitai desu. - I"d like to drink your bath water.
Watashi no waki wo namenaide kudasai. Kusuguttai desu kara. - Please stop licking my armpit. It tickles.
Poketto-ni futon-ga hait-teru. - I have futon in my pocket.
Ichiman-en kashite-kureru. - Can I borrow 10,000 yen?
Nani iro-no shitagi-o tsuketeru-no. - What color is your underwear?
Šitie kieti xDDDDD